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Christmas Bitch!

November 15, 2006
It’s that time of year agian when  Christmas has been steadily creeping up on us, and in a few weeks will pounce and grab us by the throat!  I am now being asked, more frequently, if I have started to do my Christmas shopping, and the answer to that is…NO!!  I will be one of those disorganised gits that does everything at the last minute, when I realise that Christmas is ‘This week?!!!’  SHIT!!!! 
 
Who are these thoroughly perfect people who have everything sorted, right down to the last Christmas card, anyway?  Are they real?  I HATE THEM!!!!  Why is it that every year I decide that I am going to be just like them, and start getting presents early in the year to put away, only to be reminded that  it’s only a few days away…AAAAAARRRGH!!!!
 
Why can’t we just forget Christmas, or just give cards, then all of us would be able to feel perfect and organised for once.  It is probably the fault of such domestic goddesses as the saintly Delia…and those that I can’t remember at the mo…who show us how to do it all properly, so that on Christmas day, we can sit down with a glass of wine (or two…or three…hic!) and smile smugly (more wine, anyone…hic…)…or just fall off of our sssheats…hic…and…hic…jusht shay "To hell wist…wish What…hic…good…hic…Shmerreee Chrish…hic…mshhhh…ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
 
Yeah, roll-on Chrish…Chrishtmash…………………….!
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3 Comments leave one →
  1. nicholas permalink
    November 18, 2006 7:29 pm

    since when did we need xmas as an excuse to get drunk? i think we got drunk anytime. cheer up mate

  2. Sandi permalink
    November 19, 2006 4:26 pm

    Good on ya, me old mate!!  I had forgotten…no excuses, right!

  3. Bob permalink
    November 23, 2006 9:09 am

    Fear not, says I, for Christ is…
    Oops, wrong speech, that\’s my nativity visit special, hahahahaha!
    Forget the domestic goddesses, they\’re no fun, except maybe Nigella, who keeps turning food into sex objects…. Delia supports/runs Norwich City!!
    Anyway, You don\’t need an excuse to get blasted if you want to, just keep it to days that end in a "Y"

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