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Bloody Troll…!!!

February 8, 2009
Some of you will remember that last summer we had a lot of trouble with a young couple who rented the flat downstairs.  When they were asked to vacate, they and their friends went on a wrecking spree.  Now I don’t think they could have done that much damage in the short time they were banging and smashing and whooping it up, but the troll is still  DIYing with a vengeance!!
Surely there is nothing else that she can possibly be doing to warrant the continuous drilling and hammering that she has been inflicting on her neighbours ever since!!  Today has been especially irritating with periods of…er…sanding(?), followed by heavy hammering.  Other times there have been a lot of random tappings and scraping noises.
It is a well-known fact that trolls like thumping things…and this one is no exception!  But what I want to know is…why is she living in a middle flat?  I thought trolls were more at home in caves or under bridges…?!!!
13 Comments leave one →
  1. commander permalink
    February 8, 2009 8:55 pm

    ….she\’s making …..COFFINS !!!!!

  2. Rosie permalink
    February 8, 2009 8:58 pm

    Perhaps she\’s one of those who just isn\’t happy with her surroundings – you know, have an idea just and so finish it only to find a better design in a magazine or catalogue and want that… as a result they are always in a permenant state of DIY. Yes, it would be irritating…

  3. commander permalink
    February 8, 2009 9:17 pm


  4. Princess permalink
    February 9, 2009 9:39 am

    Yo Sandi! Good Morning! Haven\’t u nipped down & enquired?! We had a smattering of snow last night & rain this morn! Hope it\’s nice n quiet 4 u 2day! Luv PF XXX

  5. Mike permalink
    February 9, 2009 9:49 am

    Perhaps she is building a series of linked bridges between living room, kitchen and bedroom? And does the flat have an old fashioned fireplace…..if so, she may be converting that to a mini cave?

  6. Sandi permalink
    February 9, 2009 10:00 am

    I have wondered if she is DIYing…or making her own furniture…yeah, or coffins…LOL!!! From what I have seen of the flat, taste does not come into the equation…fake leading on all the windows (crooked…maybe they thought it looked \’rustic\’…?!!)The woman does not do \’replies\’ to enquiries…she grunts at you sullenly!!

  7. Cornish permalink
    February 9, 2009 10:14 am

    If she\’s a troll, perhaps she\’s trying to dig her way into a cave. Feel sorry for the people below her, she has to go through their flat!!! One loud bang will sort this out you know. Trouble is though, somebody will be cosy for a few years in a little cell. You have my sympathy Sandi, I hate noisy neighbours. Thankfully all of mine are excellent now. xx

  8. commander permalink
    February 9, 2009 10:37 am

    Does she sort of \’look you up and down i mean ….like sort of measuring you ?

  9. Sandi permalink
    February 9, 2009 10:40 am

    Glynis has to listen to the noise that reverberates through her ceiling…laminate flooring is not the quietest choice and the troll isn\’t the most dainty of people…the front door is always slammed, never just shut, so that shakes the whole building at times…well, every time, actually! With all the wood and nails, they have turned that flat into a box…and now we can hear everything. When furnished normally, you don\’t hear much at all, especially conversations!! But as with trolls ineneral…they don\’t talk normally…they shout!

  10. commander permalink
    February 9, 2009 10:41 am

    No more trouble with neighbours in Cornwall eh …hmmmmanother night time coffin maker and spade carrier.

  11. Sandi permalink
    February 9, 2009 11:04 am

    No, she doesn\’t look you up an\’ dahn…she\’s just shifty…never had eye contact…she never acknowledges anyone…just walks past you as if you\’re not there…very strange person!! People think she\’s a bloke…hmm…I wonder if she\’s a \’tranny\’…?

  12. Cornish permalink
    February 9, 2009 1:38 pm

    No I didn\’t shoot them all Robin!! I chucked em down the mines. Mooooohahahahaha (mad cow).Sounds like she is a troll if you can\’t tell that she\’s really a woman or not. Glad I don\’t live there, that\’s for sure.

  13. Sandi permalink
    February 9, 2009 8:29 pm

    There\’s another one who either lives with her or visits…dunno which…but she looks as though she had a fight with a paintbrush…and the paintbrush won!! (Badly daubed hair!)

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