Aliens? No, Just A Wedding Party
Oh, what fun!! This news story in The Lincolnshire Echo really tickled me, this week.
It was reported that mysterious lights had been seen hovering over the west end of town, and that people had been phoning the paper to report the sighting. http://www.thisislincolnshire.co.uk/news/Did-mysterious-lights/article-1040208-detail/article.html
Photos of the orange lights were shown, and one observer said that they appeared to ‘be wind-blown’. Aha! I said to Robert that they sound like those Chinese lanterns that are like miniature hot-air balloons, and are made of paper….and that is what they turned out to be.http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/love-heart-flying-lanterns/index.html
There were fifty of them, released from The Lawn, as part of wedding celebrations, and what is so funny, though, is how this story made the nationals, and, more especially, the Sun’s reporting of it. ROFLMAO!!! Have they made a huge cake of themselves, or what!!http://www.thisislincolnshire.co.uk/news/Aliens-just-wedding-party/article-1047730-detail/article.html
Diary of a Madwoman! 
Lol!! Nice idea though
It is, isn\’t it. I believe most party supply places stock them these days…but we have said for years that Lincoln is so far behind the times that computers are relatively new here…!! (OK, not so much now that the uni brings in students who are into all the latest fads)I know, I\’ve been told a zillion times not to exaggerate!!
All joking aside, I have seen orange lights without any explanation for them. And the closer I moved towards them, the further away they seemed. The further I walked way, the closer they got. They flew in formation too! I don\’t think mine were chinese lanterns. There was an interesting report on yahoo this morning about the film footage that\’s been released by NASA showing strange happenings in space. I find it all fascinating but then, my Dad claims to be an alien so I have a personal interest :-)I like (sadly) the wedding where they all dressed up as cowboys and indians, where the cowboys all got arrested for carrying artificial guns through the street. Overkill or what?I think the lantern idea was lovely. xx
Ok so now you know my head is full of goo; I\’ve just remembered reading about it when it happened. Am I a divvy or what? (Don\’t answer that!!)
Double divvy. It wasn\’t that wedding but another one similar a month or so back where the same thing happened.Sandi, never send me to that site; I want EVERYTHING!!!!!!!! Gonna get me one of those umbrellas one day with the lights in. Then I\’ll really know I\’ve got lights above me. Going to stop thread jacking now *slaps wrist*.
I have long believed that we have been successfully slaved by aliens. Go on…deny that your cat or dog does not hold you captive to cater for its every need. They can understand and be understood with no need to lower themselves to speak our language, it is us who keep repeating ourselves.."who\’s a good boy then? is he a good boy? good boy, wanna go walkies?!!". "here kitty kitty kitty, want din dins? who\’s a pretty pusscat then?". They do not ask us questions, they know what we are thinking and they make sure it is all about them. This is cunning indeed as it eliminates reasoning and arguing to their benefit.
Couldn\’t it be aliens \’disguised\’ as Chinese Lanterns….they are after all fiendishly clever! 🙂
Wipes eyes and takes a deep breath…recovers from choking fit after reading comments whilst eating lunch!!!Thanks for that Rachel! Still got a bit stuck in my throat! LOL!! (Am trying not to wake Robert!)Anne, don\’t they say that dogs have owners, and cats have servants. Sly, crafty little blighters! Gotta love \’em though.I Want One Of Those is brilliant. I bought Robert a graphic equaliser T-shirt, which he wore to the pub…and everyone wanted to know where he got it…now he wants the baseball cap. I just want the Racing Grannies…(simple things and all that…)
Good point, Mike…never thought of that….maybe I should go and add a reader comment…?
It\’s nice to hear about some good news(interesting as well) we are fed up with all the goings on with MP\’s ect.
Too much doom and gloom is reported…it\’s depressing, and so negative. I think that newspapers should add a good mix of positive stories, to counter-balance the depressing ones.
Why have you got something stuck in your throat AND trying to not wake Robert? Surely he\’d want to be awake for that!!!!!!I blame Eileen, she started it. I told her it was contagious but she wouldn\’t listen. Going for a cold shower now before I get even worse. xx
Get worse? You?! Can you get any worse…?!!! LOL!!!I was eating lunch when I read your comments, laughed and ended up choking on my food! What on earth have you been on today?!!! It\’s gotta be one of your cold remedies…it\’s gotta be!!!
I\’m getting really ratty now…I\’ve spent the evening trawling through craft websites looking for instructions on how to make ribbon bows and rosette-type thingummies…and ruined a length of satin ribbon trying to make one…which looks crap!! (Stomps off gnashing teeth and muttering…!!!)
It\’s a beautiful day, so I\’m off into town earlier to get one or two bits before heading for w-o-r-k…TGIF!!!I really don\’t know what to do about ribbon trims…do I buy more ribbon to muck up, or do I find something else to cover feather shaft and stitching…?! I dunno…!!
I\’m shocked at Rachel!! Although if I was Bob I\’d want to be awake too ;-p Rachel get in that shower and cool down – I\’m trying really hard myself.Have a lovely day Sandi xx
It\’s got to be the weather, Eileen…they\’re all at it…getting frisky (or should that be \’hot under the collar\’?!!), I mean…you, Rachel, Mike (no change there…ahem!), and even Bran…!!! Where\’s the hose…!!! ;-D
Lol.. Mike yep no change there at all!! Bran – well he\’s preparing himself for all those naked models parading themselves around him.. ;-p
Nothing to do with me, I\’m innocent in all this. Hose-pipes? I\’d better not say what that would remind me of then!!
Naked, Eileen…? If they were naked, do you think Bran\’s ticker could take the strain? Most men would say "What a way to go!" (With a smile on his face!!)It\’s been a while, then, Rachel? Know the feeling…ahem!
Too long. I\’m into anniversaries now!
Oooh-er, missus.!
Its not the semi-naked models that worries me, its the fact they forget I\’m there! Hived that task off this year, got myself a (female) assistant to take care of them so I can take a break when the fashion show is on. If people wonder what this is about check out http://www.3wishesfaeryfest.co.uk/ and all will be revealed. Hey we have a snake charming burlesque dancer as part of the off stage caberet this year, now that should set some of the male pulses moving!
naked for me constitutes a lady who is not wearing gloves, man ive been alone toooooooo long
Perhaps they\’re shy Bran!I\’m not wearing gloves *looks down*. The rest is still there too. Confused now. Please explain some more dai, I\’m intrigued. Or is it best not to ask?
<< Waves furiously at Dai >>Gloves? Sorry Dai that would mean that I\’m naked most of the time! Thankfully this is not the real case!!Rachel.. I think we need some clarification on the hose pipes?
Only that they resemble male parts (ok, so you have to use your imagination a bit!)
Oh no! you got me thinking again!! << argh I don\’t have a shower at work >>
Just stepped into this thinking ot would be a sensible converstion and yer talking about being naked, rubber gloves and hose pipes….wtfI think i need sanctuary before you all get outta hand…..thought mermaids were nice creatures anyhow.?
Not Cornish ones Andrew! Sirens out to get their man……………………apparently. That\’s what I\’m told to do anyway.
I\’ve just thought. Nobody mentioned rubber until Andrew joined in. See what you started Eileen!!!!! *cough* Ah yes, aliens and weddings. Seen a few myself you know. What with being half alien and all that.
Hey, Guys…I\’m back!!Er…looks like you\’ve all been having fun while I\’ve been out…LOL!!Burlesque is back in fashion…good old-fashioned strip-tease down to a thong and nipple-tassels (if they want to go that far) It\’s all done in the best possible taste! (None of your sleazy lap-dancing/pole-dancing stuff here! Um…should I have mentioned \’pole\’-dancing, what with Rachel\’….er…state of mind(?) at the moment…ahem!!What type of gloves are we on about, here? Rubber gloves? Soft kid leather (ahem) gloves? Yes, I\’d like to know, too…am also intrigued…!!! Please elucidate further, Dai.Sensible conversation, Andrew? How long have you been on WLS? Nothing stays sensible round here for long…certainly not with this bunch of loonies…!!! (I don\’t believe he is as sensible as he makes out, y\’know…!!)
Yo Sandi! Good Evening! Laughing at the comments below! Think the story in ur blog is great! Hope u have a Fab Evening! Luv PF XXX
Andrew was fine until he joined me. I had no influence on him what so ever!Ok, so leather has been mentioned now. I like leather and have three pairs of leather gloves: the normal black, soft suede pink and another in ……………………….. orange. Smell ansome they do! Have I mentioned my fetish for gloves before? I have loads but the leather ones are my favourites.
Cough cough… Sandi!! nipple tassles???? Pole dancing??? Rachel.. glove fetish?? Good grief what have I got myself into? << pure innocence you see >> lmao – Sorry Andrew! I best go get my whips out and sort these girls out! ;-)<< after I have yet another cold shower! >>
Innocent indeed Eileen!!!! I\’ve soaped down a couple of times today and it just hasn\’t worked. Maybe I should have taken off my t-shirt and shorts. Hmmmmm.Right then, I\’m tied up all weekend so it\’ll be quiet around here. Have fun peeps and take care. xx
Tied up???? Oh Rachel that really is too much information!! Have a good weekend!!!
You mentioning whips will have PF back here, ready for action in her thigh-high boots and whips a-go-go…!!I have a pair of very soft white kid evening gloves (antique), and a nice pair of very soft black leather \’gauntlet\’-style gloves. Dita Von Teese in her book \’Bulesque and the Art of the Teese/Fetish and the Art of the Teese\’ (see book lists) wears a lot of gloves…long ones, short ones, leather ones, lace ones, etc., I like leather, myself….I love leather…!!
LOL!!! Oh Bob!!! I think you need to …Hey guys you\’re not helping my dilema here.. some of us have empty beds to go to :-(xx
Oh…er…sorry, Eileen.Rachel started it!!!
Well Ive showered and showered, and cant get these images outta my mind………….. You girls are going to have to be a bit gentler with me…….Just dont leave any marks….
Eileen started it. Anyway, I\’m not here today; I\’m out dancing in the lovely cool rain.*sigh* Poor Andrew, just what have we done to his poor innocent mind? He\’ll never be the same again now!!!
Lol! I promise to be gentle with you Andrew ;-D<< goes off wondering how Rachel can be commenting here if she\’s dancing in the rain >>
LOL! This place gets stranger by the day…(walks off shaking head in disbelief…)