Sex And The Neanderthals…!!
July 29, 2008
Owowowow…hahahaha…hehehehe…wipes eyes and gasps for breath…! "Why the hilarity?", I hear you ask. Two reasons. First, I read my online version of our local paper…and nearly fell off my chair with laughter. Superdrug are launching a range of…wait for it!…hehehe…make-up for men! If the article itself was funny, I laughed even more when I read the comments underneath…check it out for yourself at www.thisislincolnshire.co.uk as it’s as funny as some of the ‘conversations’ we have here!
I have just picked up the Weekend TV mag to see what is on…and saw that Channel Five have a new prog…Sex And The Neanderthals…examining the search for evidence that the genes of extinct Neanderthals live on in us…!!! Oh, come on!!! Look about you, people! They are alive and well, and living on a council estate near you, claiming the dole, walking their Staffies, drinking lager and breeding like bloody rabbits!! Am I ‘avin’ a larf? Dunno…am I, Tigrx?
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Diary of a Madwoman! 
Nope Neanderchav is alive and kicking (another chav ) and coming to a street near you .
Neanderchav is sponsored by:-
The Sun.
Sky television.
Rupert Murdock.
Margaret Thatcher.
Eastenders.
Big Brother.
Scottish and Newcastle Breweries and Imperial Tobacco.
Swiss tony\’s comment to Dutch Gary was a corker, Something about PMS? HEE! HEE! I\’m gonna buy tigrx some of that cascara, so he can accentuate the flutter. 😉
Strange……… I had a feeling you were lurking Tigrx…. Must be the eyelashes causing a Draft. 😉
I don\’t \’lurk\’ i pass by majesticaly.
Neanderchav…like it! Swaggers off down the f**king street, can of lager in hand, thinking he\’s been complimented…!!!
Tigrx definitely has his \’monthly\’ (mouthed a la Dawson…!)…it\’s gotta be his hormones…!!! Forkandles suggests…erm…manpons!!!
I was going to add a comment to the \’boys\’ about an armoured bra for those moobs (man boobs)…maybe I will…titter….!
You leave my man boobs out of it,any way the rubber holds em down…..
Er…you don\’t wear rubber…remember…?
Anyway, I was referring to Swiss Toni and Dutch Gary and their comments about Taxi Man range of men\’s cosmetics…! It\’s not as if men in make-up is anything new…17th and 18th centuries, 1970s and 1980s…and my beef was that some guys looked better in make-up than a lot of women!!! Pretty things…!
er …yeah perish the thought…! ha ha the very idea (billy Connoly voice.)
Don\’t worry…your secret\’s safe with me…I won\’t tell…!
Sits here mastcating whilst reading your comments (Chewing Gum, Secret Chav me…..) Titter!